wut…
…..
……no……
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I'm Sammy, I live in washington, I'm 18 and I like saying fuck
♥Don't Sink.
You won't be able to keep your head up. ♥
in biology today we were doing a urine lab
and some girl was standing in front of the beakers so i said,
“urine my way”
and omg
i have never loved myself so much before
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WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
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